Bob

A bob is a name so you can talk about your period in public.

"My Bob is this month."
"My Bob was last week!"

by NetflixIsBae February 28, 2016

Bob

Another way to say Nigga, more than likely from a DC/DMV person.

“Moe you wild”
“Gtf bob, you know I’m not wild 💯”

by Thakidshy December 12, 2017

Bob

Verb, An acronym for "boulder on balls", the funny emotional state of a guy when friendzoned or ditched by a girl or a dream.

Gosh! David got bobbed bad by flora last night. Must have been so embarrassing.

by Hoaxy963 October 31, 2017

Bob

A fat slob, who likes to watch onision, and who jerks off to little kids on tik tok. They are complete assholes who are nasty little shits.

Tik tok fetus’s: *shows stomach*

Bob: *FaPs*

by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019

Bob

Literally a human variable, if someone isn't telling a true story, they use his name or Jimmy for a character.

Then Bob said "why would i do that?"

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

Bob

A constipated jackass who looks like a rapist likes to shove shit up his ugly ass

I'm angry need to shove something up my arse!
Stop being a Bob!

by frocelshackelwood January 13, 2020

Bob

Bob, a slow moving suburban creature, usually horrible behind the wheel of an automobile. Gay men are extremely attracted to Bob's and have even created the nickname, "bear" after his stocky, hairy physical appearance. Also, they usually don't own belts of any sort and enjoy being in public with the cracks of their asses out for the world to see. Successful and smart, they enjoy ceiling fans, and pizza slices on construction sites. You can find these Bob's wall rolling to attract the opposite sex in a night club near you!

"Bob, you're driving in three lanes, how is that even possible?!"
"Bob, pull up your pants I can see your ass hair!"

by Eat the Poo poo! December 27, 2014