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Bloke

Any ginger named Steve is considered a bloke
Person one: hey look at that ginger over there

Person two: oh yea that’s Steve

Person one: oh he’s such a bloke
by anonymous November 18, 2021
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Bloke Nunchuck

When two males genitalia interlock via cock rings and it begins to swing around in a nunchuck fashion
The other night me and joe had a fun time in a bloke nunchuck
by The Blokes May 24, 2020
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Bloke-Eyes

The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.
Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!

Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"
by Rocksteddy January 22, 2009
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Bloke

A word, usually said in a British accent, to describe a, usually male, person
by Human-ish January 19, 2023
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Bloke

Typically a larger marijuana blunt rolled with a Churchill cigar paper.
I say, my good man, would you mind if I took a toke off this Bloke?
by Jofica June 21, 2021
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