shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020

thems the blokes

Another way to say, “it is what it is”

“Wow I’m really upset that i didn’t win the raffle “
“Thems the blokes”

by Indicuhh December 8, 2023

Blokes advise

A social page for beta males

John the beta male crys for attention on blokes advise

by Zubrick November 8, 2018

Bloke

Bloke will bring you whatever you need in a very short space of time.

We all need Bloke in our lives.

Bloke really is the best.

Call Bloke.

by number 1 bloke fan February 25, 2018

Bloke

Typically a larger marijuana blunt rolled with a Churchill cigar paper.

“I say, my good man, would you mind if I took a toke off this Bloke?

by Jofica June 21, 2021

Youtube Bloke

A man born in the early to mid 90s whose primary source of information is semi-comic youtube videos. They are usually sceptical of new forms of social media and consume content that reaffirms their existing beliefs.

At social gatherings Youtube Blokes can be found sharing their favourite videos with others. Although the reason for this behaviour is uncertain it has been theorised to be a sign of affection.

Max spent three hours this morning watching old fail army videos. He's become such a youtube bloke since we graduated.

by Leonard Kelly January 10, 2024

Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.

That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!

by Legend bru February 10, 2023