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Monica Blewinski

Da super-hot brunette White House intern who seduced the already-extramarital-affair-prone Bill Clinton into dropping his trousers and letting her give him head.
Okay, Achmed, you may "keel" me for saying this, but hey --- it's a free-speech country, right...? So here goes!! What Prez Clinton did was certainly wrong, but with such big luscious smoochy lips as the lovely Monica Blewinski has, I dunno if I could have resisted a blowjob and warm smooches from her, either! :P
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
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Buttcheese Blewitt

That guy in your workplace or school who always tells the wrong joke at the wrong time, often after drinking milk and releasing a silent-but-deadly dutch oven situation.
"Mark's brother sneezes a lot, we should call him Sneezle."
"WTF is wrong with you, Buttcheese Blewitt, he was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. And, WTF is that smell? I think you need to wash your ass."
by El Mojo de la Tierra November 20, 2021
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Donica Blewinski

A mashup of Donald Trump and Monica Lewinski, inspired by the revelation that Mark Epstein emailed his brother Jeffrey Epstein: "Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?" Bubba was quickly determined to be world famous poon hound Bill Clinton. Monica couldn't be reached for comment but I'm sure she'll love it.
Hey did Epstein tell you? Putin has photos of Trump giving Clinton a Donica Blewinski!
by Reek O'Shame November 14, 2025
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