Blinded by hunger

When someone looks in the fridge and doesn't see anything, walks around in a circle, then looks in the fridge again in high hopes that while the circle was walked, something magically appeared in the fridge. When the presence of chocolate cake fails to exist, the person proceeds to being upset and shutting the refrigerator door in pure anger, saying a ridiculous amount of explicit words.

Person A while opening refrigerator door: "Damn...we need to go grocery shopping". *shuts door*
Person B: *watching the blinded by hunger person silently, while eating dried top rommen noodles*
Person A walks around in circle, comes back and re-opens refrigerator door: "God Damnit!!! WHY the fuck isn't there anything in here?! We need to go grocery shopping!!!"
Person B: *laughs at Person A under breath and continues to eat dried top rommen"

by Oana February 11, 2008

blendered

when a person is totally high and or drunk and they feel like they are spinning.

A: I'm spinning. I feel like a blender.
B: Dude he is totallllyyyyy blendered.

by aweseomeelizabethh May 26, 2009

food blender

A common sex position in which a couple engages in sexual intercourse immediately after having a full meal. Often done unintentionally, but sometimes done with malicious intent. Usually followed by an unwarranted amount of bodily fluids.

Guy: "Hey babe, I know you just ate an entire pizza, but I really want to try out the food blender right now. It sounds pretty kinky, ya know?"

*Post-intercourse*

Girl: "BLAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHRHFRHGHFSSFDSFHGFH"

by Mr. Cowper September 8, 2009

blinded by the light

having the need to make a very messy bowel movement (revved up like a deuce)

oh man, i had some bad Mexican food last night, and now I'm blinded by the light!

by halo6819 May 1, 2010

blonded

When you see a blonde female and automatically think she's bomb because of her blonde hair. Then you see her face and realize you were blinded by her blonde hair.

*some guy* damn look at that girl she a finee blonde!"
*chick with him* "ew shes hammered you were blonded"
*that guy* "ohh...shit you're right"

by boonerlolsexpenis101 June 21, 2011

Blinded by the cock

The man is just that good with his cock by no matter what he does it is good.

Man he is a douche but i was blinded by the cock

by john tek January 8, 2006

Metal Blender

When a band try mixing genres and it's too much, just making unrecognizable noise.

G: have you heard OL's new album?
S: Yeah, i couldn't figure out if i like it or not, sounded like a metal blender.

by SKdCat July 9, 2010