Birmal

When a man send a dick pic and it's bitty but you tell him it's normal.

Claire's boyfriend sent me a dick pick, he asked if I thought it was big, I said it was normal, but really it was a tiny birmal one.

by IDGAF1 June 11, 2024

Birmingham blues

A song by Electric Light Orchestra, about missing home.

Guy 1: Vacation has been great, but I'm ready to go home. I kinda miss it, ngl.

Guy 2: Sounds like you've got the Birmingham blues.
Guy 1: ...What? I don't live in Birmingham.

by Wackythe June 13, 2024

Birmingham

Having a Sex change

Going fur a Birmingham is going for a sex change.

It’s neither north or south.

You go with a penis and come out with a mangina.

by Bernmogg June 14, 2024

Birmingham Bubble Wand

Put melted cheese on your partner’s pussy or asshole, then once they fart or queef enough to make the cheese blown up like a bubble, take it off and tie it like a balloon. Another version is putting the melted cheese over the tip of your dick and filling it with cum, making it a sort of water balloon to throw at neighborhoos kids.

Im going straight Birmingham Bubble Wand tonight, baby!

by Tj pornface March 19, 2026

Birmingham Bust Bowl

When you repeatedly cum into a tissue, adding more layers like a rose, until you rip open the middle and use it as a sloppy fleshlight

"I didnt get lucky last night, so I had to do with making a Birmingham Bust Bowl"

by MegaMan_69 October 29, 2025

Birmingham Bust Bowl

When you repeatedly cum into a tissue, adding more layers like a rose, until you rip open the middle and use it as a sloppy fleshlight

"I didnt get lucky last night, so I had to do with making a Birmingham Bust Bowl"

by MegaMan_69 October 29, 2025

Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.

Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?

by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025