Bennett

Funniest boy alive. You will love his funny comments and if you are having a bad day, he knows how to light up the room. So silly and says the weirdest things that you cannot help but laugh. The DUFF of the friend group, but he does not mind. Goes to the gym a lot, usually strong and has determination. Not very cute but best personality. Might come off strong but he means well

Bennett is so funny

by hollaatme April 18, 2020

Darcy Bennett

a racist kinda guy.little bit gay but all around a general pussy magnet. nice but sometimes calls young girls “bitches”. the embodiment of white people

darcy bennett is my nigga

by poopp282883 January 31, 2020

Charles Bennett

A sad and confused man who when justifying why ‘black is sexy’ says that widows are hotter than angels, thus perpetuating his weird sexual fantasises.

Person 1: Woah that’s a hot widow
Person 2: Yeah I bet Charles Bennett has rooted her.

by LouisLittStan December 20, 2020

marley bennett

Marley Bennett is a cheese burger with extra pickles on top. She is delicious!!!

Bro marley Bennett cured my cancer!!

by Pickel228383 June 25, 2023

Bennett

amazing, deserves the whole world, doesnt deserve any bad luck, did I metion he was amazing? pretty 😇

Bennett supremacy

by bennettsupremacy.com August 24, 2021

Bennett

a very kind gentle boy. one with faded red hair, blue eyes that you get lost in. he’s incredibly humorous and very sweet. although if you hurt him he will get very toxic but he tries his best to be nice. all the girls love him, he’s tall and skinny. his gentle and kind charm brings a ton of people to him, wether it’s friends or lovers. everyone loves him and tries to be around him. he brings out the best in people and knows how to cheer someone up. i love bennett <3

“he is such a sweetie!”
“he must be a bennett.”

by natb<3 May 7, 2022

Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 6, 2023