A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.
Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.
If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.
If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013
Get the Balloon Fishmug. 
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
Get the balloon roommug. Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.
by Jusquisha May 30, 2016
Get the Jizz-Balloonmug. A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don't want to explain what a condom is to your small children.
by rs37917 April 14, 2009
Get the urban balloonmug. Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.
"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"
"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"
"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021
Get the Contraception balloonsmug. The game mode in Mario Kart in which you have to pop your opponents balloons attached to their karts and use strategic items to win.
person 1 - I bet I can beat you in balloon battle
person 2 - you’re on!
-8 minutes later-
person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*
person 2 - you’re on!
-8 minutes later-
person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*
by andwhomightyoube February 26, 2020
Get the Balloon Battlemug.