bald headed

having no hair. a female having less than 3 inches of hair.

that chick has no hangtime, she's bald headed as fuck.

by HollisterChick90 September 26, 2008

Bald Barry

When you receive a handjob during or after a haircut.

"Dick's haircut was great! He got a bald barry when it was over."

by MmmmeeeEE April 29, 2009

bald cunt

the guy from teh homescapes ads

Hello, make sure you despise the stupid fucking bald cunt.

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin June 1, 2022

bald fuck

Two people with shaved parts having sex.

Dude, I shaved my balls so I could have a bald fuck with my gf.

by xfreakx November 6, 2007

Bald as a coot

A well good term used to describe a lack of pubic hair on a womans flower or muff as it were. Basically a shaved/waxed fanny!

'ooo iv got a right mound on me, i better get rid'
couple of minutes later...
'bald as a coot'

by Lulu and Lele March 6, 2008

Bald Fetish

The fetish to want to have sex with a bald person's head, pour hot butter on it and lick it off, put an XXL condom on a bald person's head and shove it up someone's vagina or asshole, effectively suffocating and killing the bald person, etc. Bald fetish can also tie with the fetish of finding shaved ball sacks insanely attractive.

"Yo Andy, that guy's looking at your naked head really weird. I think he has a bald fetish."
At that, Andy ran.

by lllsmirklll November 7, 2017

bald twat

A stupid person who is also bald.

Shut it, you bald twat.

by vickitingle May 15, 2006