Reverse Baboon

After the sun has scorched your lower cheeks during an aggressive tanning session, drop your shorts and begin twerking and backing your red sunburnt behind up toward your partner.
Mary: *Feverishly twerking and howling*
Kenny: “I’ve seen this before… I’m about to get me some reverse baboon!”
by Troll29 June 28, 2023
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trusty baboon

When you slap your mates ass pink and then stick your index finger up their ass to check their prostate and oil level because they trust you.
I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.
by BigDicktonaryBoi May 16, 2022
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Maroon Baboon

A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men
Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.
by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019
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Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.
Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon
by SweatyNutts5020 November 16, 2023
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Babooned

When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.
-Bro I babooned that bih last night.
-You fuckin’ baboon.
by gasocatylst September 11, 2020
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Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.
Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?
by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024
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concrete baboon

Another racist slang term for n*****
Those gahd damn concrete baboons cant pull their pants up
by uramax_boy August 16, 2019
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