bonking-off

Term for masturbation in the UK.

When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

Bonk Bed

A bottom bunk normally used for sexual activity.

I took her to the Bonk Bed last night, she loved it.

by owner of a bonk bed March 29, 2011

Porch Bonk

A person of the negro race who sits on there porch eating their fried chicken and kool-aid and looking at there Impala

porch bonk

by Arabidongifufalamatoma January 21, 2011

Billy Bonk

A massive pile of shit

Person 1:Hey have you seen that Billy Bonk

Person2: yeah I see the pile of shit

Person1: get the hell away from it

Person2:why?

Person1:it’s the most vile reached Shit on the earth. It came out of the ass of satan from the deepest darkest pit in hell

by Linus cunt tips May 25, 2021

bonk monster

a bonk monster is a person of teenage years who has very little maturity and so lets themself do whatever they feel like.

A bonk monster would also be obsessed with sex and killing...but not in the same place.

Roar...I am a bonk monster!!!!!!!!!!!

by lord funkington May 26, 2004

boogieman bonk

When a guy hides under the bed to wait for his girlfriend to come home and soon as she lays down on her stomach he pops out under the bed and he bonks it in her butthole, making her think it's a boogie man who bonked her booty hole.

"I'm gonna surprise my girlfriend tonight for our anniversary."
"How?"
"I'm gonna boogieman bonk the shit out of her"

by David shalom March 14, 2014

conquer bonk

to achieve a conquer bonk: during the reception of fellatio, close to orgasm. one must strike the fellatist bluntly on the top of the skull, resulting in a quick pleasurable intake of air, a noise something like "shllllpbfffffffffft- gah!", and hopefully no biting.

i conquer bonked your mother last night.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006