blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass

Man I got to go and balst a dookie.

by Chris cain March 9, 2005

turd-blasting

v:turd/blast/ing-The act of having anal sex.

Kid 1: Is Billy straight?
Kid 2: No, Billy loves a good turd-blasting

by Aaron Johanson May 24, 2007

anal blasting

When the anus is pumped full of sperm until it explodes.

Anne: "Austin dont give me an anal blasting"
Austin: "Too late...sorry."

by Jgat115 November 11, 2015

beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"

-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.

by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016

beating the worm

To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.

Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.

by GNU/Linux Guy August 9, 2016

Shoulder Blasting

A common term used in sex, usually during the stages of foreplay. Not for beginners, attempting this could result in ambient gas and liquid explosions.

Shoulder Blasting concists of a male or female inserting their fingers, followed by their wrist, arm, elbow, and shoulder into the vaginal cavity of a female. Once complete, the action must be repeated in rapid succession, with extreme growls.

1. You wouldn't believe it! I shoulder blasted her, and ended up finding my car keys!

2. Shoulder blasting isn't cool man, you can seriously hurt my mother.

3. "You shoulder blasted her and she farted on your ____?!?!?"

by FartedSquirted November 1, 2011

Tuna blasting

The female equivalent to crop dusting with the exception that the gas is secreted from the front of the female rather than from her back end.

When a female is working out to hard and she accidentally begins tuna blasting those around her.

by Molicious August 23, 2012