The Batman

When you tie up your girl, then have your way with her. An once you finish, you say “I’m The Batman” an disappear into the night.

You made it out for drinks!
How did you get away from the wife tonight?
I pulled the The Batman on her.

Babe! Where did you go last night!!?

You left me tied up and the cops showed up.

by Lifeasashadow September 26, 2021

Baltimore Diamonds

The tiny shards of glass left in the street and sidewalk after a car window is broken by a thief, usually to steal contents from the car and sell them for drug money.

I didn't want to park on that block when I saw a pile of Baltimore Diamonds in the empty space.

I just finished vacuuming a bunch of Baltimore Diamonds out of my backseat.

by H. L. Mencken July 17, 2009

good thinking batman

1.a phrase used when a good idea is said by someone.
2.a cooler alternative for "good idea"
3.phrase comonly used by robin, in batman,

TV's adam west: Hey robin, lets go back to the batcave for some tea and crumpets

That fag Robin: gee whizz, Good thinking batman

by ashgilbody March 30, 2008

danananana batman

The theme song or opening of the old school version, of batman. it mainy appears when batman suddenly jumps out of no where and then the theme song plays. this song is a trademark of the popular series, ''Batman.''

Music: danananananananaaana
People:BATMAN!
(Batman Appears)
danananana batman

by MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMSSSS April 19, 2017

Baltimore Accent

The Baltimore accent is a dialect that originated among the blue-collar workers of Baltimore City and is often referred to as "Baltimorese". Its most notable characteristic is the nasally stressed "O" vowel producing a sound close to "Eh-oo". People also tend to use the word "hon" a lot, although this is heard mostly only in the city. The accent sounds very similar to the Philadelphia accent, but with a dash of a southern to it. While it is heard most often and thickest in Baltimore City it is not limited to the city itself and has colored the speech of all the surrounding counties, varying in intensity and usage depending on how close or far from the city one is. If one is thirsty, they ask for a glass of "wooder". If they want to go to Ocean City they say they're "goeen downey owe shin." On the weekends one goes "say-leen" on the "chest-peak bay". "L"s are darkened or not pronounced unless at the beginning of the word. Unlike the south, the i's in words like "right", "might", "kite", etc. are shortened and sound much more northern. "Th's" get pronounced as "d's" or "t's". Unique to Philly and Baltimore, the accent in addition to the Philly accent is the only east coast accent to have developed with inclusion of the pronunciation of "r". Other local dialacts like charleston, new york, and boston do not pronounce their "r"s.

Often Marylanders will try to say Maryland has no accent, but the Baltimore accent makes it impossible to prove this. For all they know, they may have a hint of the accent themselves and never know until they leave the state and come back.

The Baltimore accent is not exactly northern and not exactly southern - how fitting for a state that is just that!

by baltimorekid December 15, 2008

clooney as batman

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong

those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

Baltimore Waffle

Its a spin on the infamous Boston Pancake, the difference is after taking a dump on your partners chest you step in the pile with a boot, or vintage Nike running shoe, leaving a shit waffle on their chest...then dispense semen topping

I was going to give you a Boston Pancake, but I didnt feel like sitting in my own shit..so I gave you a Baltimore Waffle instead.

by woodan December 26, 2010