basketball player

Sexually speaking, it's a man who "dribbles" before he "shoots." That is, when fully aroused and ready to come, he is generous with driblets of pre-ejaculatory fluid ("pre-cum"), sometimes followed by dribbled semen (the beginning of ejaculation), before the main orgasm kicks in, causing him to spurt semen (he "shoots").

There is nothing wrong with this sequence of events; in fact, it's quite normal.

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"Algernon and I were upstairs last night fooling around and I found out the hard way that he's a basketball player."

"So what was he doing so close to your hoop, anyway?"

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by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010

shirt basketball

a game involving at least one female with a low cut shirt, such that the cleavage is showing. players then take turns throwing any random (small) object at hand into said female's shirt/cleavage. The female often tries to block these shots and thus the game becomes more challenging.

i don't really have a good example for this other than to just play shirt basketball.

by versedaaron December 3, 2010

Chinese Basketball

Two players sitting across from each other at a table, trying to dunk a kung-pao peanut in their opponent's teacup, using only chopsticks. Fouling is permitted.

Chinese basketball is a good way to learn to use chopsticks.

by through August 24, 2008

Duke Basketball

A college basketball program that only recruits white players and Uncle Toms.

Person 1: Did you hear Duke didn't offer him a basketball scholarship but Kentucky did?
Person 2: It was probably because he is black and from Detroit.

Person 1: Yea man, Fuck Duke Basketball

by bogden31 June 5, 2013

basketball sex

the type of sex when the woman is over two feet shorter than the man, so, when in misionary position, the man's stomach smooshes the woman's face.

He had basketball sex with her last night.

by ellie March 9, 2005

European Basketball

A softcore kinky sex game played by young teenagers that involves tossing various candies into other girls' bras and shirts. The girls must try to see how many they can catch in their bras/shirts and both parties must be comfortable with the sexuality involved in this game. Variations are acceptable.

Today, Jamie and Stacy played European Basketball during break.

by Jamie, Stacy, Ray, JL March 4, 2007

Basketball Shit

Can be defined as a shit so large and dry it hurts. So satisfying afterwards though, like putting the winning ball through an (extremely slack afterwards) hoop.

Andrew: Man, my ass hurts. I just did a basketball shit.
Me: Maybe you should eat less fibre... and keep quiet about it ¬¬

by Vi0let February 7, 2010