Barbie up your ass 

Any radical action used to express againts the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity and the commercialization of sexuality.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.

PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.

Barbie up your ass by rperazag May 15, 2010

barbie drinks 

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. These drinks are mostly, but not restricted to, female consumption. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

note: When referring to male consumption, replace the words barbie drinks with bitch drinks.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

Tina: Can you get me a 4 pack of fruit punch Bacardi Breezers?

Yo, your mom's gonna get crunk on barbie drinks!

barbie drinks by Allison January 3, 2005

Barbie and Ken 

Two plastic dolls that are made by Mattel.
Barbie however has seemed to have dumped ken, for a younger boy. She, too, has gotten younger. She started out in her 20's and now shes in high school, and is dating younger boys.

Girl 1: Ohmigod. barbie is in highschool. when i played with her she was more like an adult.
Girl 2: Yeah. I know. shes a lucky bitch. I wish i had a fountain of youth and a dream car and a dream house.
Girl 1: Me too.
Girl 2: And she gets a new younger boy friend every year.
Girl 1: YEAH! Its not barbie and ken anymore. More like Barbie has a crush on major Todd.

Barbie and Ken by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006

Barbie end tables

(noun) Barbie end tables are the little plastic thingies found in a pizza box that keep the box from collapsing and smashing the pizza. They are a perfect size to use as a Barbie doll accessory as an end table.

We got five pizzas delivered and my niece started to cry because she found out that we threw away the Barbie end tables.

Barbie end tables by Marthakay December 13, 2005

barbie box 

Describing a girl with very skinny legs, and a few inches of empty space in between at the crotch, just like a Barbie.

I'm not skinny, but my pelvis is like four feet wide, so I have a permanent Barbie Box.

barbie box by mikedaddy June 20, 2007

barbie with a soul 

Someone has great figures and inner beauty.

Sara is a barbie with a soul. She is so hot and smart!

barbie with a soul by BBB Fan May 16, 2013

barbie pillow 

Fat under chin A.K.A turkey gobble or double chin

My barbie pillow is getting bigger

barbie pillow by Anonymous.12 January 25, 2018