by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
Man, Karen tried to rip a silent fart but it didn't matter because we could all see the ballooning effect.
by donkeykonga January 27, 2019
by ooooohyaaaaah! April 01, 2010
A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don't want to explain what a condom is to your small children.
by rs37917 April 14, 2009
Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.
by Jusquisha April 24, 2016
When your fucking a girl (or man) up the ass and they fart on your dick and it blows up your foreskin.
by LTayl0rr December 15, 2022
A blew ballon happens when someone misunderstands that a "blow-job" is a figurative use of speech and actually blows into the penis which causes the scrotum to inflate like a large balloon and to turn dark blue.
Dude, did you hear about George? Kate was giving him head and misunderstood what a blow job was. She blew into his penis like she was blowing up an innertube and caused his ballsack to inflate like a beachball, giving him a blew balloon. He has been in the hospital for three days but the doctors are not hopeful that his scrot will ever return to normal size and are advising against his ever being able to windsurf again.
by DeePeaPlez January 18, 2021