Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

sophie's choice award

The unfortunate winning decision of an impossibly difficult choice between two unbearable options.

And the Sophie's Choice Award goes to......... A punch to the face! It looked for a minute like he was going to go with the baseball bat to the scrotal area.

by buster3535 July 25, 2014

the nicky t award

a prize awarded to the biggest shandy ass, the lazyiest bitch and the most uneventful, cartoon collecting teenager...who cant be assed walking 20 yards to the pub.

congratulations, you've won tonights nicky t award for being a little bitch

by spoof June 07, 2003

The Patrick Star award

An award you give to somebody who has done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else.

Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

T Brodie Award

An award that was given to T-Brodie but also given to you. It is not an honor. It is a burden.

Oh wow, lindon just received the T Brodie award. If I was him, I would be so ashamed, I wouldn’t even accept it. I’ll just give it back.

by Marlipia July 26, 2022

The LifeTime DoucheBag Award

The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......

Brandon P.!!!!!!!

For all his great work in douchebagery Brandon P. has earned his rightful place among the doucheiest of douches with The LifeTime DoucheBag Award in hand!!!

by TheOneForHer October 17, 2008

Vidya Gaem Awards

An award show made by people from 4chan. Gives out positive and negative categories. The game of the year equivalent is "Least Worst Award" and the most hated game of the year is "Most Hated Game"

Splatoon was nominated for seven categories in the 2015 Vidya Gaem Awards, some of them include ">>>/A/ AWARD for best Japanese game" and "LEAST WORST AWARD for least worst game of the year".

by beatstar June 07, 2022