Dude, my CPL (- Cost per load) is going through the fricking roof. Last night I spend $20 on squirt mags, $50 on a cam show and $5 on a tube of lube. Regardless, my CPL was Priceless
by johnny88 December 12, 2006
Usually a call girl, but sometimes an exotic dancer. In recent years, it's also become associated with any gold-digger.
Looks like Nick got him a Pay-Per-View Girlfriend. I hope he's getting a full oil and lube out of it.
by Envious 314 March 16, 2009
An irrelevant reference to oil/gasoline in the American culture. While it is paramount to Americans that they have oil, the amount that they burn is of no concern. In the American culture, "wasting oil" means using it for something other than their luxury purposes and the polution generated by their oil use qualifies them for tax relief.
My Humvee, that I got for free with my tax write-off, gets 3 miles per gallon on the freeway but I don't care!
by Norm July 09, 2003
a cage worn on people with massive bum's butt's.
to avoide people running inside & getting lost with the jiggle-oo people who live in theese massive arse's that need or have bumm-per-cage's.
to avoide people running inside & getting lost with the jiggle-oo people who live in theese massive arse's that need or have bumm-per-cage's.
person 105: oh my godd !
person 106: what ?
person 105: i'm so lucky melanie has to wear a bumm-per-cage, or i would of got lost, and the jiggle-oo people might have eaten me!
person 106: ohh man i no, thoos bumm-per-cages are so handy in thoose situations! :) thank god its compalsary for all fat people to have them now.
person 106: what ?
person 105: i'm so lucky melanie has to wear a bumm-per-cage, or i would of got lost, and the jiggle-oo people might have eaten me!
person 106: ohh man i no, thoos bumm-per-cages are so handy in thoose situations! :) thank god its compalsary for all fat people to have them now.
by 374342918574630594 June 17, 2009
Someone who drives at a constant 45 miles per hour, regardless of what the speed limit is on their section of road. They'll happily speed dangerously through a residential area where the limit is 30, and then hold everyone up on a main road where the limit is 60.
by FatSharkSlim June 27, 2009
FPS aka Freedoms per second . America's favourite unit of measurement, the amount of freedom ( x ) can deliver per second, ( x )normally but not limited to equating to a piece of military equipment and or hardware. (FPS can only distributed by an American)
Hey Cletus have you seen the new predator drone? I hear it can deliver 65 FPS!! FPS aka Freedoms Per Second
by Jbag November 19, 2013
"Poom per tay, poom-poom per tay, I'm gonna rap for you boy, I ain't no foo bitch, poom per tay, poom-poom per tay."
by Jacob Brant July 13, 2005