Arizona Accident

When a person moves to Arizona for college, only to drop out and get knocked up by their cousin, quite the Arizona Accident.
“Yo, you hear what happen to Lauren? Bitch went to the University of Phoenix for school, got knocked up by her cousin, then had the balls to come home for Christmas with an Arizona Accident still growing in her belly, she couldn’t wait to tell the rest of the family!”
by Franky4Fingerz August 08, 2021
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arizona muppet

During a prostate exam the doctor forces him or her arm into your anal cavity and works your mouth like a puppet!
Last year at my prostate exam, my doctor made me his Arizona muppet and worked my mouth like a puppet!
by AzRev January 31, 2022
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arizona anal

When anal sex is so rough it burns like the desert.
by Baldbeavers August 25, 2017
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Arizona Firefuck

When two partners douse their genitals in gasoline, light them on fire, and proceed to have anal sex.
“Hmm.. what should we do tonight?”
“How about we have an Arizona Firefuck?”
“Dude, no way, I still feel my singed ass hair from last time!”
by Dav, I lost my ID April 28, 2022
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Arizona Canalist

Arizona Canalish The Dirty Arizona Vagina Secretion that smells like Rotting Shopping Carts, Dead Turtles, and Rotting Crawdads Roasting on a 51st ave and Peoria Canal Banks
I met an Arizona Canalist you could smell her dirty vagina rotting through her Dusty jeans
by FurbNations September 13, 2018
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Arizona Cactus

When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.
Hey girly, I did Arizona Cactus with Brian. Now my pussy feels like it just went through hell!
by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020
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The Arizona Funnel

The action of closing a womans "clitoris" after squirting Carolina Reaper juice inside the "vaginal area"
WheN my wife wanted to spice up thing in bed, I had to give her The Arizona Funnel
by 1037464628 September 02, 2023
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