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America's Got Talent 

A show with contestants and judges who contradict the title every single second the show's on the air.
Why do David Hasslehoff and Sharon Osbourne get to decide who's talented and who's untalented on America's Got Talent?

North American Pavement Ape 

Antique farm equipment.

Pants sagging nappy haired black trash
It's a shame these North American Pavement Apes bring human black people down.

American Alleyway 

when you just mugged, raped, then murdered in the span of 69 seconds
Batman's parents went into an American Alleyway

African-American Friday 

The politically correct reference of "Black Friday"- the shopping day following Thanksgiving.
I woke up at 3:00am on African-American Friday to go Christmas shopping.
African-American Friday by Frank Big November 29, 2010

American 'socialist' 

A social democrat.

A socialist is someone who advocates for the means of production to be controlled by the government or community as a whole.

Because the American political spectrum is skewed to the right they seem to believe that universal healthcare, free university, high taxes, redistribution of property and a strong welfare system are socialist. However, they are not socialist in themselves, only general left-wing notions. Some of these may even be supported by the right, for instance the majority of European conservatives are proponents of universal healthcare, but evidently they are not socialists.

American 'socialists' often cite the Nordic countries as successful 'socialist' countries. Despite this, the means of production in these countries is privately owned, so they are actually social democracies.
American: Bernie Saunders is a socialist.
European: He's not a socialist, he's an American 'socialist'.
American: What's the difference?
European: The latter is a social democrat.

Outdoor American 

If you call a park bench home; if your idea of a buffet is chinese trash; One who shits in a bucket on the reg; one who dwells under and overpass (not to be confused with a troll); if you reside in a pop up community; if you bathe in the local creek; if your job description is holding a piece of cardboard (not to be confused with human directional advertisement) you might be an outdoor American.
Outdoor American by Craig, and TJMCJ November 15, 2013