Allison

A school grounds keeper, very evidently male, who has an outdated perm and mustache. Upon introducing himself, he creates an elephant in the room as to what would drive a couple to name their son Allison.

This issue is solved when you then experience this man's annoying accent, over zealous dedication to fire safety, and other intolerable quirks that align with his odd name.

Person one: Why's Allison care so much about fire safety?

Person 2: Who cares. He makes me feel so uncomfortable, I think I'm going to transfer.

by McJaggerMann January 15, 2014

Allison

Allison is the most amazing, talented red head I know. She is smart, and most importantly beautiful everyone sees it except her. You wonder what you would do without her most of the time. When she is there you wish she wasn’t and when she isn’t there you wish she was. She will bring a huge smile to your face with all of her stupid puns, you just can’t help but love her with all of your heart.

Man I hate Allison’s stupid puns.

by Bubblyjoe February 2, 2019

Allison

This girl that follows a boy called Elyes around and she annoys him with autistic music.

Allison...

by Mepmeow145 April 25, 2019

Allison

someone who isn’t a friend because she always takes nicks side

man, she’s such an allison, she snitched about the orbeez

by yuhboi February 29, 2020

Allison

The most beautiful, interesting, intelligent, cute person I know. I wish she would pay attention to me berry like ale and all of the boys want her she is very self conscious and mischievous.

That beautiful girl is definitely an Allison.

by I will eat ur bush November 30, 2020

Allison

Allison is absolutely the most gorgeous girl ever, and she knows it. She’s cute, she’s funny, happy, amazing. She has the most gorgeous eyes. You will love her like no one else. She makes you think about the future. Love her and don’t let her go

Wow, that Allison sure is a beaut

by Chuckadotious2.0 April 10, 2020

Allison

Allison’s are very nice girls and will love you no matter what. When they know what side is right they will go to the other side as a joke at first but in the end will make sure everyone knows which side is the right side. Allison’s are beautiful and gorgeous. They will make you laugh so hard that your stomach hurts and won’t wait to do something nice.

Allison: Omg! It’s almost ____ ‘s birthday! I should throw a surprise party!

by NotImportantSoDontWorryAboutIt March 1, 2020