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Ambosexual

An Individual who has an obsession, fascination and/or fetish for the Emergency Medical Services (including Fire & Rescue).

Ambosexuals can suffer from 'Hero Complex' cognitive delusions, Delusions of Grandiosity among peers and the general public, and Autism Spectrum Disorder. In some case, Ambosexuals pursue Pre-Hospital Emergency Medicine for morbid curiosity, sexual gratification and other sinister fantasies.

Modus Operandi of an Ambosexual includes (but is not limited to);

-The purchase of expensive medical and rescue equipment for display purposes only.
-The purchase or procurement (legal or otherwise) of official emergency services equipment (such as badges and uniforms).
-Regular conversation pertaining to the emergency medical services, regardless of social setting.
-Pre-hospital emergency care social media presence.
-Ideation of commanding officers, disdain towards peers.
-Poor understanding of their clinical level's scope of practice, poor bedside manner, poor performance of skills, high death toll.

Ambosexuals can usually be found as members of voluntary medical organizations, due to poor vetting procedure.
The new recruit is an Ambosexual, do not let them near a patient.
by Nicull August 16, 2024
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areosexual

somone who likes planes (any type such as airliners, private jets and millitary aviation), so much that they often fantisize about sexual activities with the plane
"that man really likes planes, he is definitly an areosexual."
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AltonSexual

I may be a straight man but when it comes to Alton, I am AltonSexual.
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aleasexual

Aleasexuality is a romantic or sexual attraction to gambling
(alea 𝘭𝘢𝘵. - gambling)
A: "Yo dude, I'm aleasexual"
B: "I support you bro, I'm aleasexual too, wanna go gambling?"
A: "💦 💦 💦 "
by tetotetotetotetotetotetotetote January 28, 2025
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autosexual

People of any gender who are attracted to themselves.
Autosexual.
by Fizogobo January 31, 2025
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