A red box with a grille and a flasher that beeps really loud when it detects a fire. He will become your paparazzi and take flash pictures of you when you're walking out the building
by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 23, 2018
Get the Fire alarmmug. A weiner alarm is when ones arousal is so high and the dick is so erect it goes "wee oou wee oou wee ooou"
by Cock Anusal February 8, 2017
Get the weiner alarmmug. When you wake up two minutes before your girlfriends alarm clock goes off, masturbate above her face, and when her alarm clock rings and she awakens, you ejaculate all over her face and say "good morning...ALARM COCK!
by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017
Get the Alarm Cockmug. Similar to a fire alarm, a beak alarm is often sounded in large financial institutions within the city. In order to increase productivity during the inevitable mid-afternoon slump, when sounded, employees are encouraged to stop what they are doing and snort a line of company beak.
*Alarm sounds*
PA system: "Please place yourself on do not disturb and have a line of beak ASAP."
Cal: "Quick lad it's the fucking beak alarm."
Andy: "Ahhhhh. I bloody that thing."
PA system: "Please place yourself on do not disturb and have a line of beak ASAP."
Cal: "Quick lad it's the fucking beak alarm."
Andy: "Ahhhhh. I bloody that thing."
by Mrrobot7891 August 14, 2020
Get the Beak alarmmug. The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.
Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.
Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.
Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"
"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"
"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"
by Feral Man August 3, 2014
Get the Alarm Cockmug. When you hit it from behind hard enough for her to start making a honking sound similar to a car alarm.
by DPALM19 August 21, 2021
Get the Car Alarmmug. When you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and your stomach makes the most audible, dreadful, gut wrenching noise typically indicating that a painful, asshole-burning, sweat-inducing stream of diarrhea is likely to follow shortly thereafter. Is often times confused for the noise your stomach makes before you rip a loud fart or when you’re extremely hungry. In some circumstances when this rumbling is mistaken for the latter, the victim will try to squeeze out the fart that they believe is forming to be met with painful burning around the asshole and/or diarrhea leakage, indicating a true IBS Alarm.
Eren’s Stomach: *rumbling, rumbling, rumbling, rumbling*
Armin: Woah dude, are you hungry or something? Need to fart?
Eren: No. I just tried to and I shit my pants. It was an IBS Alarm.
Jean: YOOOO this man just shit his pants.
Armin: That’s disgusting.
Armin: Woah dude, are you hungry or something? Need to fart?
Eren: No. I just tried to and I shit my pants. It was an IBS Alarm.
Jean: YOOOO this man just shit his pants.
Armin: That’s disgusting.
by hinokamikaguraa May 21, 2022
Get the IBS Alarmmug.