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Creative Accounting

A quick way of getting promoted if you are an employee, or a relatively safe way of retiring prematurely if you are the employer, as long as you don’t get caught.
Unlike the negative image associated with creative accounting, other creative activities like creative writing and creative thinking are looked upon positively.
by MathPlus January 9, 2019
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burner account

a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards
if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account
by Sexydimma November 4, 2019
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Sexpense Account

Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.
Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?
Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.
Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?
Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!
Bill: ...you-...huh?
by Timbo_Slice June 19, 2008
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power of account

A legal instrument authorizing one to act as another's Facebook agent in times of intense overuse of the site as a procrastination tool. Handing over power of account would involve giving someone trustworthy your password, and allowing them to change it so that you won't be able to lurk the site instead of getting work done.
Dude, I'm trusting you with power of account - I've gotta get my history paper done.
by burt.has.beer September 29, 2009
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The Accountant SA

A tattooed ripped stud who people often confuse for a personal trainer, which is good because he loves being in the gym. He’s actually a very very clever tax accountant and a mathamagician. He likes to take selfies of himself and looking in the mirror, but also likes accounting, tax and maths.
The Accountant SA is so ripped, but geez he knows his tax and accounting stuff and knows a thing or two about business.
by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022
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Account rape

Going into someone's account or something of that nature without their consent. This usually happens when someone is stalking someone thinking their doing something good for someone else.
Rosie, Lajuana, and others were account raping him because they called capital one and told him when his w2 would come in the mail and going into his Nursedash job application putting a phone number he doesn't use. Also somehow found out his checking account balance.

Account rape: Going into someone's account or something of that nature without their consent. This usually happens when someone is stalking someone thinking their doing something good for someone else.
by Miktionary February 12, 2022
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Kin Account

This username and password cannot be used as it is detected as a Kin Account.
by RaePseudonym July 20, 2021
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