Creative Accounting

A quick way of getting promoted if you are an employee, or a relatively safe way of retiring prematurely if you are the employer, as long as you don’t get caught.

Unlike the negative image associated with creative accounting, other creative activities like creative writing and creative thinking are looked upon positively.

by MathPlus January 9, 2019

burner account

a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards

if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account

by Sexydimma November 4, 2019

Sexpense Account

Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.

Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?
Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.
Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?
Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!
Bill: ...you-...huh?

by Timbo_Slice June 19, 2008

Account rape

Going into someone's account or something of that nature without their consent. This usually happens when someone is stalking someone thinking their doing something good for someone else.

Rosie, Lajuana, and others were account raping him because they called capital one and told him when his w2 would come in the mail and going into his Nursedash job application putting a phone number he doesn't use. Also somehow found out his checking account balance.

Account rape: Going into someone's account or something of that nature without their consent. This usually happens when someone is stalking someone thinking their doing something good for someone else.

by Miktionary February 12, 2022

Kin Account

Joe Account but Kin

This username and password cannot be used as it is detected as a Kin Account.

by RaePseudonym July 20, 2021

Female Accountability

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by TheCoolBeans February 22, 2021

whale account

A whale account, is an account usually in a gacha game, that a player spends a hefty amount of money on. Either for characters, skins, or weapons. Players who play like this, typically spend well over 200$ on a game to feed their gacha addiction. However, players who play like this are usually frowned upon because of they don’t experience games as a F2P player would.

person 1: Hey I heard you got the new character, congrats!

person 2: Yeah I only spent around 120$ this time round... what a save!

person 1: Oh so you own a whale account!

by yetiswear April 7, 2021