"Damn, Sarah hasn't plucked her eyebrows in months."
"Yeah, she's got an avocado bush growin on her face."
"Yeah, she's got an avocado bush growin on her face."
by J DOLLA $IGN November 02, 2017
If you found this here are some steps
1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados
2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast
(While doing step 2 also do step 3)
3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT
4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel
5. Eat !
1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados
2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast
(While doing step 2 also do step 3)
3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT
4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel
5. Eat !
by noodleiscool June 22, 2022
"Dude, last night after I brought Jenna home I gave her a stuffed avocado."
"Awesome man, way to go!'
"Awesome man, way to go!'
by BearOfMountainView October 31, 2013
Avocado attack is a god and owns the universe, slashedX and moon suck and avo is better. Thats why they are lonely
by Peen head September 07, 2020
The legendary spell casted by the radical wizard gandolf gabe born in the endless fire of eon captured by the halu kept in the forge he escaped running down the forges halls he found the elusive chicken nugget and casted his first spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado never to beseen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking and his mom for his nightly bed time story and warm milk and cookies
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
Avocado cookie is a character from cookie run and is extremely hot. She's also buff and a #girlboss and I have a whole discord for her. She makes really dumb jokes and is a blacksmith. She isn't very popular but her fans are either extremely thirsty for her or really nice. Or they literaly just like her to ship her with matcha. Just never EVER look up her fanart on google. Someone mangaged to make her skinny and underbaked. She also reminds most people of bismuth from steven univeres. Or its just a vegan cookie.
by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021
Ben Dover : What do you want to order?
Mike Oxsmall : Avocado Taost
Ben Dover : You Illiterate Dipshit.
Mike Oxsmall : Avocado Taost
Ben Dover : You Illiterate Dipshit.
by Egghplants November 15, 2022