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Astro is a very depressed photographer who decided to download splits beats she was tired of being killed. UwU
She also has a habit of complaining of being too chunky in games yk what they say "i like them big i think em chunky"😏
Astro is chunky
by emoeh lyn July 25, 2021
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Astro

A hood motherfucker from the midwest that don’t play. Cares about money and family over anything else.
Don’t fuck with Astro or FOAD, he’ll send you to the stars.
by Astrothagod October 16, 2021
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Astro alerts

Dead cook group. I joined for £30 and the first thing I see is some guy called vesk wanking in general vc with his cock out. I asked psb to ban him but he banned me instead.
Astro alerts has the most gay members
by Swanzplug aka mohzart May 27, 2022
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Astro-fuck

An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.
“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”

“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”

You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”

“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”

“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”

“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
by Mr. Shooka-medeek June 17, 2023
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astro

astro is astro
astro is cool
by asstroke January 14, 2023
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Astro

astro
astro is so cool
by asstroke January 14, 2023
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Astro-Ninny!

An expletive used in response to another person attempting a 'mansplanation' of the difference between ASTROLOGY and ASTRONOMY. Frequently used to interrupt long supercilious diatribes on science, the occult, and the distinctions between them, .
T: "You know, there is a big difference between astrology and astronomy! Star signs are part of astrology. Astronomy is..."
M interrupting: "Astrology, astronomy - what is the difference?"
T: "There is a big difference. Astronomy is based on science. Astrology and star signs is not but rather..."
M shouting: "ASTRO-NINNY!" End of the conversation.}
by Sleap Reeder June 9, 2022
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