almost-everything

They have a special way of dealing with you and you're sure they will always be there for you. They are your support and you can count on them . When troubled times face you, you feel secure because you have them.
But like, you're not in love or anything...
"pheebs, you're my almost-everything."
by yinyang4 January 22, 2020
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almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not
Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide
by Almost lover March 26, 2016
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almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.
When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)
by lawaimike December 16, 2016
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almost four hundred dollars.

money approximately in the range between $350 - $399

but never exactly or over $400
how much did mom spend on you at lululemon?

almost four hundred dollars.
by flaccid grass March 18, 2023
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almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.
“Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”
by so.outrageous March 15, 2024
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Almost Hadhim

A woman who's almost married. maybe even had a few kids by the guy she wanted to marry....but never married.
Julia has three kids by Jason. She wanted to marry him but never did. Julia is a Almost Hadhim
by harryjohnson79635 August 07, 2023
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I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
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