almost naked animal

An almost naked animal is someone who has almost been fully exposed.

Dude we have nearly exposed him for who he truly is. Right now he's an almost naked animal

by Maya Kim June 10, 2018

Almost

Its feels like youre reaching out for something but loses it when you are almost there to reach it.

We Almost made it
I Almost did it
You Almost said it

by wealmostmadeit September 27, 2019

almost

Close to be doing it.

Until I was close to 10, without an almost, I couldn’t take off my undies!

by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020

Almost Threesome

A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.

I know we had an almost threesome but you are very chota for me

by Zapper619 September 3, 2022

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021

Almoster

Someone who "almost" did something, didn't, but still wants to sound bad ass for almost doing it.

"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."

"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."

by Disgruntled_Sir July 26, 2023

Almost-incest

Almost-incest is a recurring plot in TV shows such as The O.C. (Shannon and Ben), The Flash (Barry and Iris) and of course Riverdale (Betty and Jughead). Some disgusting people have been trying to justify and normalise this, nevertheless, encourage it, and as the writers of these and many other TV shows have failed to acknowledge and/or speak up of the wrong in this, it has been in many shows for many years and has developed the term "almost-incest"

Almost-incest should stop being normalised in TV.

by Stevethehairharrington March 1, 2022