Academic Decathalon

the valley of the nerds.
social rejects and all around people with no lives.

man 1: did you hear about Academic Decathalon?
man 2: whats that tell me more?
man 1: it is the valley of the nerds.
man 2: im grabbing my sniper rifle for some nerd hunting -loads-

by valleyofthenerdhunter. December 15, 2009

Academic Specifications Sheet

An alternative for the term "report card." It's funny because the acronym is "ASS."

Luis: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Bobby Evans: Quiet, nicca!

by HugeBreasticle May 08, 2005

Academic Weapon

Cody Vogel

Cody Vogel is the Academic Weapon of UT

by jdklafjkld September 23, 2022

Academic Bail-out

The act of a teacher/professor being nice enough to give extensions on work, specifically after a semester has ended.

Keli didn't finish her final project so Professor Chill gave her an Academic Bail-out.

by free99 February 12, 2009

academically slutty

A girl who will do boys' homework because she has a crush on them and wants an excuse to talk to them.

I got Rosemary to write my English paper for me, but I don't feel bad because I know how academically slutty she is.

by rosemarylong May 19, 2010

Academic Napoleon Complex

When students who attend a small college insist that their school is academically superior to bigger universities, when in fact their SAT scores and acceptance rate proves otherwise and their school is just not any fun.

Several students who are bitter about not getting into the state school they grew up supporting who now attend mediocre liberal arts colleges are prone to showing signs of an academic napoleon complex.

by gocardinals16 November 18, 2012

academic social immobility

The inability of an individual's social status to change in a school hierarchy. Can also apply to colleges and universities. Usually a consequence of a school environment where cliques are a strong and omnipresent force. Generally results in cliques sticking together for longer than usual, stark contrasts of quality in the social lives of individual students, and close relationships (plus other social luxuries) being limited to the school alpha males and alpha females while those less fortunate are crushed through drudgery such as homework. Antonym of "academic social mobility".

One of the foundations of an elitist "student body" is academic social immobility. Wherever you happen to be in the school hierarchy, whether you be popular and successful or excluded and oppressed, you will stay there for the rest of your school days.

by KarlR November 07, 2006