A condition in which a writer or author cannot feasibly type words onto their computer and every last drop of inspiration soup has been drank and nothing is coming to mind that would make sense or not sound like bulls* and all your friends are expecting you to finish chapter 13 and wondering weather or not billy the fantastic will make his way out of the cave or be stuck there forever.
Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.
Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.
by Potat 1 August 12, 2022
“What you doing?”
“It’s Fanfic Writers appreciation day! I’m telling my favourite fanfic authors I love their work and appreciate them!”
“It’s Fanfic Writers appreciation day! I’m telling my favourite fanfic authors I love their work and appreciate them!”
by .True.life.ship. July 28, 2021
A writer who's primary goal is to make any children in their chosen media suffer as much as possible. Examples: Made in the Abyss, Fuga Melodies of Steel, Asura's Wrath, and so on.
"Don't you find an odd pattern in eastern media where children often seem to just get brutalized?" "Well yea, they got Japanese writers. Best way to get the empathy or shock out of someone is to show a child experiencing the worst #### known to man."
by GarbageGoose December 14, 2023
A human-like species fueled on coffee, criticizes themselves. The mating call of writers is the sound of pages flipping.
by Redder21 January 28, 2019
"You're Uncle Bob spends an awful lot of time in his cabin. Is he some sort of Unabomber?"
"Oh, no. He's a writer...so, actually, I guess he sort of is."
"Oh, no. He's a writer...so, actually, I guess he sort of is."
by Peter Auteur December 08, 2018
A mediocre, unimaginative person who can't write their way out of a wet paper bag. The medical condition is called Dysgraphia. If you've ever worked at advertising agencies, academic institutions or content marketing teams, you'd know who these people are. Non-writers are easily identified by their linear patterns of thinking, a complete inability to vary syntax, and an endless self-struggle with using the right adjective. They may apply all the cosmetic glow to their substandard, pathetic excuse of a writing but just one glance at those run-on sentences, and you'd know these people are just not meant to write anything important or complex.
By some quirk of fate, talented professional writers end up in the same team as these non-writers. In the eyes of management, they are the same as you, and are qualified to the same rates of pay. When that happens, you have no choice but to suffer their severe incompetence and bruised egos. Despite being embarrassing failures, non-writers are not open to constructive comments and edits.
The invention of AI writing tools has come as a boon to these non-writers. At least now they can hide their dysgraphia. But the lack of freshness in writing remains a permanent question mark on their skills and capabilities.
By some quirk of fate, talented professional writers end up in the same team as these non-writers. In the eyes of management, they are the same as you, and are qualified to the same rates of pay. When that happens, you have no choice but to suffer their severe incompetence and bruised egos. Despite being embarrassing failures, non-writers are not open to constructive comments and edits.
The invention of AI writing tools has come as a boon to these non-writers. At least now they can hide their dysgraphia. But the lack of freshness in writing remains a permanent question mark on their skills and capabilities.
Me: "Who wrote this blog post?"
Management: "Our new hire, Tanveer."
Me: "I'm sorry. Have you seen the adverb overload on this one? This looks like the work of a non-writer. This Tanveer or whatever should look for an alternative occupation. I can't think of a less capable person to be writing our blog posts."
Management: "Perhaps you're right. But you need to find a way to adjust around this non-writer. Why don't you just correct his mistakes, and no-one has to know! That's why we hired you anyway."
Management: "Our new hire, Tanveer."
Me: "I'm sorry. Have you seen the adverb overload on this one? This looks like the work of a non-writer. This Tanveer or whatever should look for an alternative occupation. I can't think of a less capable person to be writing our blog posts."
Management: "Perhaps you're right. But you need to find a way to adjust around this non-writer. Why don't you just correct his mistakes, and no-one has to know! That's why we hired you anyway."
by Third World Sam March 13, 2024
A derogatory name given to TV shows or movies that have memebers of Family Guy or replicate it's humor.
"Yep this show definitely has Family Guy writers."
"Dude that new show looks shitty."
"What did you expect? The dude that made it was a Family Guy writer"
"Dude that new show looks shitty."
"What did you expect? The dude that made it was a Family Guy writer"
by BarkLark February 19, 2023