sit on the grenade

1. After the man in the black pajamas throws a grenade in the middle of your unit, the sacrificial act of covering the grenade with your body in order to shield your comrades from the blast.
2. To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one

Bill: I need you to sit on the grenade
Jim: No way, I wouldn't even give that girl a hot carl.

by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002

sit and surf

When you take a crap while going on the internet on your laptop

Dude i really wanna sit and surf right now.

by PMC1120 July 1, 2009

Standing to sit

The right to sit at a place ie a cafe or resturaunt, as opposed to trespass.

Concept borrowed from law, where to commence proceedings in a court case, you must have "legal standing."

If all you want to do is sit, then you require "standing to sit."

This can usually be gained by purchasing something from the venue.

I was walking through the mall and all I wanted to do was sit at a cafe and check my smartphone. But I didn't feel I had "standing to sit" so I bought a drink prior to sitting down.

by AlganonAU December 2, 2010

Sit and shvitz

Incorporating the Yiddish term for sweat, this phrase refers to
the use of a sauna

After he finished working out at the health club,Eric
opted for a sit and shvitz...

by sheila in the car June 17, 2013

Car sitting

When you sit in your car doing nothing but browsing through your phone and listening to music.

My boyfriend is always car sitting

by Sassy Sav July 3, 2019

sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).

Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Sweat sitting

When you sit for to long and there is excessive sweat on your but

You look like you have been sweat sitting for a while

by Bang tan army September 27, 2021