Dirty Reed

When you give someone a blowjob while they are still sweaty from working a full day of manual labor.

My husband came home from work and he looked so good I gave him a dirty reed right then and there.

by Dr0pTh3M1k3 January 8, 2022

Reed Cuisine

A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.

Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

caleb reed

The perfect person to marry, dreamboat, hunk, quiet yet wont shut up, he is very loyal, commited, and caring, and will love you like no one else!

Girl 1: I gotta get me a Caleb Reed!!
Girl 2: Not if I steal him first!!
Caleb Reed: Ladies, Caleb Reed is taken.
Girl 1 & 2: NOOOOOO

by ToiletPaper6971 December 4, 2020

patrick reed

a small ginger leprechaun man who loves toffee yum yums

he is so hot and cool

girl 1 : i want patrick reed
girl 2 : same
...girl 7854: no me!

by shebb November 9, 2020

abby reed

Abby reed is a girl that has gone throw alot but still makes evry one laugh likes bb but is not that Athletic she is and amazing girl

She is jusst like abby reed

by @mb May 7, 2018

luke reed

you can find a luke reed in his natural habitat: belly dancing to hips don't lie. he also gives off quite strong chode energy. he only knows how to make friends by bullying them and thinks he is a god at spikeball but his friends are too afraid to tell him otherwise.

don't put on shakira! we might attract a luke reed

by mowglismama April 22, 2021

reed wiesman

A way of reading a book about a wise man while jerking off with sock you found under your dad's bed. After ejaculation, you put the sock on and can't take it off until you finish reading the book

I was pulling a reed wiesman with my dads sock and i didnt finish the book for 2 days. That cum sock stayed on my foot until I finished the book.

by Gavdong November 8, 2017