legs painted on

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.

I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.

by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008

leg sandwich

When facing your lover in bed, place on leg on top of another, another top of that, and the last on top of all three. The leg sandwich essentially allows for a more comfortable frontward-spooning and puts the aforementioned awkward appendages to better use.

If my husband and I don't leg sandwich while laying in bed, his fat belly gets so much in the way that I can't kiss him and I get spinal deformities when I have to arch my back so far up just to reach his face.

by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing May 21, 2008

leg locker

A commonly used term for a crazy girl. When you are having sex with her and you are about to climax, instead of letting you pull out she locks her legs around you in an attempt to have you ejaculate inside of her.

Jeffrey: Hey bro I think I'm gonna ask Cynthia out on a date.

Ricardo: No dude steer clear from that she's a leg locker!
Jeffrey: Dude you're right she said she does jiu jitsu!

by Salsa<3 December 19, 2015

kindle legs

kindle legs describe a man or woman with a sexy protruding pelvis. Their legs seem to connect to them in almost a doll-like fashion and it is extremely hot. It is rare to find a person with kindle legs and they are usually on very toned individuals.

Wow! Mena Suvari has really great kindle legs!

by sugarjunkie December 14, 2010

leg sauce

A synonym for diaheria

Yo where's the bathroom I got some leg sauce coming my way.

by RichterScaleRicht16 April 24, 2018

leg up

When you help someone to better their position.

After checking his yardage book, the caddie gave the golfer a leg up on the proper club to use.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 20, 2023

VR Legs

The metaphorical representation of being accustomed to immersion in a virtual reality environment, particularly in regards to virtual locomotion.

I'll need to strengthen my VR legs before I can play Project Cars.

by Kaphix June 8, 2016