Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay February 23, 2018

shrek

shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies

i love my husband shrek

by shrekmaster97 December 14, 2019

Shrek

A character sadly more famous than Mike Myers these days.

To be fair though, Shrek 3 ruined the franchise before the internet got its hands on it.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Shrek

God

Shrek is God

by SkyMewtwo64 Games December 2, 2019

shrek

hot green slimy sexy dude

i wanna f*ck shrek

by shrek da hottie May 23, 2021

Shrek

God

Im going to praise shrek

by Yeetis Maximus August 14, 2019

Shrek

The main character of an anime.

its used like this "did you know that shrek is love and life"

by ShrekuDeku September 17, 2020