Youtube shorts

Once again youtube made another bad and cringey platform!
The whole point is that YouTube shorts is the new copy paste of youtube kids oh and its also a copy paste of tiktok because of many tiktok videos posted in it.

A wise man once said “if idiots are airplanes youtube shorts would be a airport”

by Somebody thats not gay July 26, 2021

Life is Short

Justification for any morally questionable behavior.

"Did you just throw acid in that child's face?"

"Life is short."

by T. Barr June 28, 2008

short bus

Generally, the short bus is a smaller version of a regular school bus that carries mentally challenged students to school. On rare occasions, if your school board is a bunch of assholes (like mine), you will be forced to ride in a short bus for field trips if you class contains less than 18 students.

Teacher: We'll all be going on a trip to the art museum Friday!
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: And we're taking a short bus!
Class: ............
Time: Passes
Class: *is riding the short bus on the highway*
Other cars: *point and laugh*
Class: *is mortified*

by Ayve May 11, 2006

short stuff

the slang term used to identify a person of below average height. ridicule of their height.

person 1: hey man
person 2: hey what's happening, short stuff...

by The Godfather22 March 15, 2008

Shorts hero

When someone attepmts to be a martyr by wearing shorts in very cold weather, and makes sure everyone hears about it.

Guy 1: Man, it's really cold outside.
Zach the Shorts Hero: Dude, it's not that bad, I'm wearing SHORTS.
Guy 1: Zach, stop being a shorts hero.

by Greg Monahan December 21, 2007

chewy shorts

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and stops shaving her legs above the knees.

We only dated for a few weeks when she started growin' chewy shorts.

by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

Bicycle Shorts

When a male gets a boner and his shorts become tight, it appears as if he is wearing a pair of bicycle shorts.

When Jerry saw Linda walk by he was wearing bicycle shorts.

by Whereisgary? June 19, 2008