Rachel

A person who is my mother and is very pretty but also very mean

Hey look at Rachel !!

by Rachelll77 November 1, 2019

Rachel

name, typically female. kind, compassionate, beautiful, and smart. Usually spends a lot of time on MLIA while watching Glee.

guy 1: "did you see Rachel today?"
guy 2: "heck yes, she's just as gorgeous as ever!"

by gleek.1 October 23, 2009

Rachel

Rachel is the best person in this world. She Is beautiful and just one of a kind. I got myself a Rachel and it was the best decision of my life. She is Funny, Loving, Caring and truly out of this world. Honestly If you can find a Rachel you are a very lucky person. Don't wait to pick her up before shes gone you will never regret it.

Friend: Damn How Did You Get A Rachel.
Me: I Was Lucky.

by 12342500 May 30, 2018

Rachel

A definition of a Rachel is a smart, kind, great friend

Rachel is a smart, intelligent, crazy, weird, best friend. she has brown eyes, really tall, cute girl who is one feisty person. she loves her best friends. Rachel is a girl who is nice at sometimes and then on her off days she will fly at anyone who gets in her way she is a girl who hates the rain and does not like winter or a really hot day she loves a lot of things but every thing inspires her like photos with her bestie and her boyfriend loves her no matter what. if you have a Rachel in your life that means she is a very special person and you are very lucky to have a Rachel in your life.
Rachel im so glad you moved here.I love you Boo.

by [e-mail] November 9, 2018

rachelitis

a rare disease that causes the victim to pull out onto the wrong side of the road occasionally and for no understandable reason. Despite being clearly wrongly, a victim of rachelitis is thoroughly convinced they are on the correct side of the road. There is no cure or treatment, and it is life threatening.

“You’re on the wrong side of the road”
“No I’m not!”
“What do you know, you have rachelitis!”

by daddykins8365 December 10, 2019

Rachel

this is for rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the mother fucking schedule with your triflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch

If you have a rachel friend, send this

by megan meg February 12, 2020

Rachel

Rachel is a Genius.
She's often misunderstood, but she doesn't care : bacause she knows that no one will ever understand her intelligence.

- Have you ever seen Rachel?
- Yeah, she's a genius.

by miss_ninja November 7, 2018