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PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.
by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019
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Poptart

Someone who is hard on the outside and and sweet in the middle. By sweet, i mean someone who is a pussy.
Nigga you a Poptart, nigga, you a Poptart, sweet in da middle!
by MikeDieselX October 24, 2011
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Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet
by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020
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poptart

1. somebody who plays hard but is soft on the inside

2. a nigga who got sugar in his tank
3. someone who be poppin it knowing they don’t be onnat timing frl
that bitch is a poptart, she did all that talking just turn down a fade”
by KonfidenceK March 6, 2023
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Poptart

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.
Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."
by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013
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poptart ass niggas

Poptart ass niggas refers to a lightskin, mixed-breed, jellybean, who is too pussy to do anything.
"Hey, look! They some poptart ass niggas!" - Huncho Da Demon
by Huncho and Mon$tr February 7, 2019
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poptart

I will eternally bow down to thy almighty poptart
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020
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