by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 24, 2020
The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso
Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.
by popedick420 April 25, 2023
by Madcow81 January 02, 2017
The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.
by Boobman9000 November 05, 2013
Something that is so negative, that it is positive or something so positive, that it's negative.
Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".
Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".
by Rear Naked Woke December 17, 2018
Someone who is hard on the outside and and sweet in the middle. By sweet, i mean someone who is a pussy.
by MikeDieselX October 24, 2011
Offen the name of a small black cute kitten. Who indeed likes to play in the food cabinet. Poptart is usually a girl and will sleep in the most awkward positions. This kitten will usually try to eat food....straight from your mouth and likes to be refered to as Simba.
Girl 1: Omg! I got a new kitten!
Girl 2: What's her nameee??
Girl 1: Poptart!
Girl 2: *snickers* Havee funn :D
Girl 2: What's her nameee??
Girl 1: Poptart!
Girl 2: *snickers* Havee funn :D
by BendXoverXbackwardsXandXscrewX November 29, 2009