Dick-kicker

(n)1. a very dirty and/or very embarrasing story.
2. the twisted or disturbing punchline to a very dirty joke and/or very embarrasing story.
ex 1: "...But here's the dick-kicker, my ass isn't sore."
"Wow. That was a dick-kicker."

ex 2: "Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Transexual."
"Transexual who?"
"(the dick-kicker)"
"Wow. That was uncalled for."
by The Shinobi March 20, 2007
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shit kicker

Noun: Someone who intentionally instigates trouble "for kicks" where there is none.
Adjective: An item or action attributed to an instaigator or physical kicking of shit.

Shit usually dries on the outside and stops smelling. A shit kicker will come along and kick the pile of shit exposing the moist inside raising a stink. This is comical to the shit kicker person who does it with intent of bothering others.
Little susy was sitting quietly playing with here dolls when billy came and tore the heads off of the dolls. Billy's mom states "You little shit kicker, quit bothering your sister and bring me my cigarettes."

You bring home your first date and you are feeling proud. Your begins kicking the shit when she leans over and says "I really surprised you would go out with my boy. He really should be dating sluts much younger than you."

Leroy was walking with friends and one friend looked down admiring the fancy cowboy boots stating, "Those are fancy shit kickers. Where di ya get em?"

Bubba has a crush on another guys. He intentionally bumbs a into the boyfriend and starts a fight. The girl states, "Your such a shit kicker Bubba."
by Yehoshua611 October 16, 2007
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nigger kicker

1. a person who kicks niggers

2. a stupid nigger
That guy Jerry is such a nigger kicker, he kicks black people all day.
by Urbinninja April 27, 2019
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Bucket Kicker

Someone who merely has to much for one guy.

A sick, cruel individual who merely builds guys up that don't deserve her(places them on the bucket) so she may kick it and kill them(crush their spirit).
by Kelly & Andrew April 14, 2007
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shit kicker

1)An ignorant,racist,homophobic,macho,sexist,arrogant,nationalist/patriotic/ethnocentric piece of shit who thinks that they're perfect and hates anybody who doesn't conform to their values.
Those shit kickers are having a kkk rally today!

Oh great another shit kicker won the election
by Cuntz and Bluntz December 06, 2009
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shit-kicker

someone who likes to stir shit with people all these other definitions about low-ranking company employees...
thats shit shoveler dickheads
you wanna fight shit kicker
man he can be a real shit kicker.
he loves to kick shit with everybody
by fuyu no kaze May 09, 2005
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Scrom Kicker

getting kicked in the ball so hard that the testicles explode and skeet gets all over your shoes
I had to go get new shoes because i had to Scrom Kicker someone.
by Logan Appel December 27, 2005
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