Jake

A super funny, nice, sexy, athletic, goofy guy who knows how to make you laugh and be extremely romantic. Great in bed, great as a friend, the all around perfect guy.

Rachel: Woah, Annie's dating a Jake!

Jenny: Yeah, I know! I'm so jealous!

by Cassidy Brown June 18, 2012

jake

jake is a guy who can make anyone smile. his sense of humor is priceless and his blue eyes are flawless. he has perfect hair and did i mention his eyes? he yes, like everyone else has flaws but to most girls hes irresistable. the jake i know is my everything and i couldnt live without him.

dear jake,
i love youu

"jakes so perfect," kalyn said.
"yes, and hes so freaking funny," replied kendall.

by ily..(: October 22, 2013

jake

the act of being a tool.

"don't be a jake, nancy"

by nancy2 August 15, 2009

Jake

A guy who is to scared to sleep over at someone’s house so they drive away and go into the parking lot of a church at 5:00 and text a random girl if she wants to come in his car in the left back seat and do stuff. 😝😫
Then she leaves him the next day and he never sees her again.
One Night Stand

Jake: Oh crap I don’t feel safe in this house I should just leave and drive to a church (Drives to church)
Jake: Oh it’s 5:00 am I should probably text a random girl and ask her to do stuff
Then she does it and leaves him and he cries for 2 days then finds another girl to date and doesn’t tell her......

by SeemlyManatee13 May 31, 2019

jake

downy

you are a jake

by jake plumbum April 26, 2017

The Jakes

A kick-ass dance band that makes you tap your feet and shake your booty. They come from Irvine, California.

Dude! I saw The Jakes last night. They told me to "Just dance, bitch" and I couldn't help it, I just DANCED!

by The Jakes May 17, 2006

jake

adj.

(Jay•ck)
Definition: when everything turned out ok; alright
Synonyms: ok; alright; fine

person 1: sorry Hitler stole your nutella.
Person 2: yeeah, it's jake, i have more in the shed.
Person 1: you keep your nutella in your shed?

by Chrono_Chronicles November 1, 2014