dirty callum

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

by princepillip68 June 6, 2021

callum shanahan

Callum Shanahan is someone who has fettishes with Asians espically with girls called melody

Your such a callum shanahan

by wethebrbhf May 1, 2019

do it callum.

A phrase used to pressure people into doing something. Mostly used when playing the beautiful game, that is football.

A player is through on goal, tempting the shot. A distant "do it callum." is heard and the shot is instantly taken, resulting in a goal.

by just some legend February 25, 2011

Callum Gorton

When your at a festival and she falls asleep with you balls deep

Callum Gorton was here

by BbiggusDickus June 21, 2019

callum dales

a fat smelly nonce who plays apex and licks zane truemans boxers while he sleeps

callum dales is a smelly nonce

by a w1se man February 1, 2021

dirty callum

To take cocaine of a girls pussy then fuck her all night

Did a dirty callum last night

by Dirty callum February 11, 2019

Callum Davies

A massive chode. There are rare glimpses of decency but they are all shredded by his annoying ass personality. Slutty ugly prick whos sister is a DUCK

Is that Callum Davies.

No thats a tree

by JamBeruFTW February 14, 2015