Shmegma 500

The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.

“ Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out”

by Lin ling July 24, 2023

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Indy 500

An Indy 500 is a “racing stripe” of excrement, left by sliding one’s buttocks down the chest and abdomen, immediately after delivering a Hot Carl from the 69 position. Also possible with a Cleveland Steamer.

Kevin wanted to do something crazy for his birthday, so when he asked Tara the escort for a Hot Carl, she asked him,”Would you like an Indy 500 with that?”

by Dublin Jack February 7, 2024

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Wasatch 500

The Mormon Raceway, another term for Interstate 15 in Utah.
When driving along I-15 along the Wasatch Front in Utah feels like you're in a NASCAR race.

Jim Bob was driving 85mph in the right lane on the Wasatch 500 headed towards Vegas where gamblin' is legal. He was getting regularly passed by people going 120mph to get to Vegas a bit faster.

by bush did 911 August 17, 2024

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Indy 500

When you snort a line of Adderal that is lined in a circle then take five shots of a choice tequila

Bro lets get wild tonight and do a Indy 500.

Did you watch Kevin just do a Indy 500!?

by Breeevon March 3, 2024

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im on dat 500

When someone is so mad, they have surpassed all levels of madness.

Olivia: Jameka, you mad bro?
Jameka: I'm so damn mad, im on dat 500 right now.
Whitley: (cracks up)
Olivia: Wait...what!?

by odunc13 September 7, 2014

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The Downie 500

The Downie 500, used mostly in middle schools and high schools in America, refers to a group of three or more mentally and physically handicapped people using their electric scooters to get around school. Basically a term to call a group of retarded people who cannot use their legs traveling from place to place in large groups.

Oh shit looks like the Downie 500 is coming to town because look at all those tards chasing after their retard wrangler

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

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