Shmegma 500

The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.

“ Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out”

by Lin ling July 24, 2023

Wasatch 500

The Mormon Raceway, another term for Interstate 15 in Utah.
When driving along I-15 along the Wasatch Front in Utah feels like you're in a NASCAR race.

Jim Bob was driving 85mph in the right lane on the Wasatch 500 headed towards Vegas where gamblin' is legal. He was getting regularly passed by people going 120mph to get to Vegas a bit faster.

by bush did 911 August 17, 2024

500 buck Audi

When someone finds an Audi that looks way too good for it's price, and it turns out to be either a total mechanical disaster or the seller promises you the car and refuses last minute.

"Bro, I was about to buy this clean Audi for 500 bucks, and now the dude ghosted me."
"No shit, it's a 500 buck Audi"

"Kevin went to see a 500 buck Audi yesterday, he's now at the scrap registry."

"Do not buy from this seller, he sells 500 buck Audis."

by C1VIC_R July 30, 2025

500 cigarettes

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette

Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*

by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025

Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon.

Guy 1: Did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shit's canon now because of rule 500.

by imp fuck2 January 12, 2021

500

a secret word or a sign that you use during something serious to grab people’s attention from doing something wrong.

Guys, 500 my mom is calling.

Bro, 500 the teacher is coming.

by sheshta April 7, 2019

Indy 500

When you snort a line of Adderal that is lined in a circle then take five shots of a choice tequila

Bro lets get wild tonight and do a Indy 500.

Did you watch Kevin just do a Indy 500!?

by Breeevon March 3, 2024