October 31

It is Halloween but still it is hit your smallest friend

in your group

ATENTION! All tall people hit your smallest friend enjoy

Get prepared small people

October 31 means get ready people

by Nacional days October 29, 2019

October 31

A day that you have a secret cult with your friends and steal candy from children

Girl#1: do you know what it is tomorrow????!
Girl#2: obviously it’s October 31st; you know what that means......
Group: stealing candy from children!!!!!!!!

by Til-Tok thot696969skskskskksk October 30, 2019

October 31

Slap and grab your girlfriend’s ass so hard she passes out and goes unconscious

Girl: (walking)
Boy:(slaps and grabs ass)
Girl: ahhhhh (passes out)
Witness: oh my god why’d you do that!
Boy: duh it’s October 31.
Witness: oh yeah I forget (slaps unconscious girls ass)

by Analsniffer69 October 31, 2019

October 31

Halloween duh, you dumb idiot

Tom: bro it is October 31 what are you going to be for Halloween

Tyler: joe
Tom: who tf is joe
Tyler: JOE MAMA😂

by Trey44 October 27, 2019

October 31

The day you sacrifice your short friend to the Gods. In reward you’ll get those cookies you got in elementary school- kill all short people 2020

“hey, what type of meat is this? it doesn’t taste normal”
“oh just a short person, it was October 31st yesterday”

by ohnothatscool October 30, 2020

October 31

People who are born in October 31st are the most loyal, athletic, but also judged a lot because it’s the “devils birthday.” They are all most likely to die for anyone, even if they hate the person to death.

“Hey is your birthday on Halloween, (October 31st?)
“Yeah, why?”
“Cause you’re so loyal!”

by ThatOneWeirdoLol January 24, 2020

October 31

Its halloween but since you pressed this then um its uhm OH IK, its smack a random kid behind the head day

You- Hey bro you know what today is
Random kid- Yea its hallo-
You- NO its smack a kid over the head day sMacK
Random kid- Ow
You- October 31st is the best now

by Haha you go brr October 16, 2020