by Steffan Willis January 14, 2009
A woman whose use to smoking weed with her man, then they split. She now smokes alone. A smokers widow
by Juicy May March 16, 2019
His spouse wasn’t gone for long before that widow hoe that lived down the street was knocking on his door.
by Irish Angel 181210 April 27, 2022
A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.
by thiscouldberyan November 16, 2017
To start off-to those of you who don’t know what “Harvest Widow” means, it does not mean our husbands died. It simply means that during harvest our husbands/significant others are always ‘missing in action’. Most nights are spent alone and most events attended by yourself.
“now that I’m a harvest widow for the next few weeks do you girls want to get together for a movie night?”
by Farmerswife1021 November 05, 2018
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A girl whose man buys a new car (for example a Cadillac), and starts spending more time with his car than his girlfriend.
Girl #1: "Hey, what's up with Stacey lately? She seems kinda depressed?"
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "
by Nonononononononononononono April 26, 2015