merkshire ratio

The ratio of time it takes one to pack a bowl and the time it takes for said person to actually hit the bowl. The longer you sit with a packed bowl, the higher the ratio becomes.

- Yo Joel, are you gonna hit that?

- Yeah, yeah.. sorry, just was watching something on my phone
- bro, you’re merkshiring really hard right now. And your merkshire ratio is incredibly high, please be cognizant.

by ParkYourCar November 23, 2020

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Rogue Ratios

Quantitative bad deals whereby enslaved workers or employees are being taken advantage of by their bosses or entrepreneurs, who have financial control over their lives, be it five days of work in exchange for a weekend break (5 : 2)—an investment of –60%—or a two-week annual leave (2 : 52), or a 5% savings rate on gross salary for 40 years.

Millions of people around the world are aware of the rogue ratios that force them to live a mediocre life, but only a very percentage of them think they can work for a better ratio to achieve financial freedom.

by Numerati August 17, 2023

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l + ratio

Mainly used when people don't agree with your opinion.

Overused and annoying too.

Person 2: l + ratio

(SORRY IDK WHAT TO WRITE)

by tybzm March 6, 2022

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Roulette Ratio

The ratio of people jerking off to people not jerking off on chat roulette. Usually quiet high.

Dude, the Roulette Ratio was so high last night. I swear i saw more cock than face.

The roulette ratio was about 50:50

by The One And Lonely December 14, 2010

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Poon ratio

The ratio of guys to poon at an event or place

Ollie: lHey Matt, what's the poon ratio at your uni ? ". Matt "it's about 50-50"

by Barry the wise July 21, 2016

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Brennan Ratio

A mans Brennan Ratio is determined by the number of spontaneous erections that man has had in the past 7 days.

Man 1: "Dude, my Brennan Ratio is off the scale"
Man 2: "Impossible, there is no scale"
Man 1: "Alright! No need to be pedantic"
Man 3: "You guys need to get laid"

by Dr. Bonana July 14, 2012

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