(n) The perfect moron; a person with extreme flaws that lacks the mental ability to correct them; the extreme of an imbecile.
Perhaps, if you were not a flaming douche bag, we could continue this conversation.
Kicking that old lady was a pretty douchey thing to do, man.
Kicking that old lady was a pretty douchey thing to do, man.
by FellFromTheNest June 21, 2008
Get the Douchemug. by Mac-G AND Wood August 28, 2005
Get the douchedmug. "That douche is a odd kind of janitor."
"Hey Long- Lick Her Douche, come over I'm feeling a little dry."
"Hey Long- Lick Her Douche, come over I'm feeling a little dry."
by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008
Get the Douchemug. noun: 1. something that cleans out bad girl's hoo hoos. 2. a man who acts more like a girl's hoo hoo than a man.
adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it
adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it
noun: 1. "She needs to douche. Twas funky!!" 2. "He is such a douche."
adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE!!"
adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE!!"
by Meredith November 19, 2003
Get the Douchemug. Example:
Two uni student in a tutorial room:
Dave : - I see you're wearing your tracksuit.
Mike : - I sure am, buddy!
(...) silence
Dave : - You're a douche.
Two uni student in a tutorial room:
Dave : - I see you're wearing your tracksuit.
Mike : - I sure am, buddy!
(...) silence
Dave : - You're a douche.
by socstudent March 18, 2009
Get the douchemug. 1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.
3)Jason.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.
3)Jason.
by Gabbo243 April 24, 2006
Get the Douchemug.