Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.

Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."

by nycdoggo May 23, 2025

@everyone Pinging Day

@everyone pinging day is the day in december 9 where you can ping everyone for 24 hours if you want

person 1: @everyone
person 2: why are you doing that?
person 1: its @everyone Pinging Day

by anonymous December 9, 2020

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

Everyone

All people except for Virginia Plumley

“Everyone in here is stupid”
Grammy: “excuseeeee me”
“Not you Grammy you know that”

by Regina George from the 740 May 21, 2024

Everyone who deserves credit

That's me. And if it isn't me your kids don't deserve to live.

Hym "Everyone who deserves credit and payment had better be me because I'll be ready to go by next tax season."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

Everyone

I'm not everyone. You want me to have to be wrong with you because you mishandled a situation and now you've gotten a bunch of kids murdered. I was right. Jordan Peterson lied. You are doing something to me that I was not doing to you. You are actively bad people who want to be better than someone you are not better than."

Hym "Everyone wasn't wrong. You want me to have to be wrong about you kids and your intellect and I'm not wrong about either of them and now you are trying to avoid eating crow. I will have absolution or you will have another slaughter to cover up FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON YOU'RE COVERING UP THIS ONE. You are the guilty party. You are the ones who are wrong. I'm not going to share in your guilt while you actively steal my soul from me. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Until I am made whole, every time it happens it's justice."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

the birthday rule that everyone knows

The rule stating that if you are dating someone or "talking" to that person, you cannot make them choose any plans for future engagements within 10 days of their actual birthday. UNLESS that person requests to make the plans. All other plans must be made by the person whose birthday is not within 10 days.

Dylan: Caroline, you have to make the plans for what we do tomorrow.
Caroline: No I don't you ginger, my birthday is in 8 days and its the birthday rule that everyone knows.

by duhofcourse December 21, 2010