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shower rant

some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body
Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?
by Stupid Af July 14, 2021
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HDMI rant

The ability to talk about a subject long after the audience has moved on and/or lost interest.
I was in-tuned for a minute or two but he just went on an HDMI rant!
by Ntlane2004 May 24, 2023
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Ranting

Ranting? Okay...
Why the heck is the word short longer then the word long?
Why are pineapples called pineapples?! I don’t see a pine and it doesn’t look like an apple!
Why do spiders exist?! Can they please exist somewhere else?!
Why is quick attack so strong in the Pokémon anime?!
Why do people argue in group projects so much?!
Why do some Pokémon take baby steps and some chase you at the SPEED OF SOUND
When are you gonna use 90% of geometry they teach in school in real life if your not a builder?!

Why does too much mint taste spicy?!
Why do people say where in among us more then I do irl?!
Why am I here?!
Person 1: Are you okay?
Me: I’m sorry, I argue and rant too much. I have a ranting issue.
by The legendary husky October 27, 2020
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Sushi style rant

When someone goes on for an hour about a thing and everyone in the party stays silent agreeing
Wilbur went on a sushi style rant on ant eaters
by Niffty swiffty March 2, 2021
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Cole rant

So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat
by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021
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rant pant

At the end of a rant when someone needs to catch their breath from exhaustion.
Excuse my rant pant. I still...mean...what I said...
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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