Ghost rant

Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.

I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.

by Camiblancc April 24, 2021

piss-rant

An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring

You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.

by Think-tank August 17, 2022

Sushi style rant

When someone goes on for an hour about a thing and everyone in the party stays silent agreeing

Wilbur went on a sushi style rant on ant eaters

by Niffty swiffty March 03, 2021

Cole rant

So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat

I hate fat bitch Cole rant

by Pineapple peanut October 10, 2021

Cole rant

So fat he literally is at the back of the bus and ways it down and when he makes sexy time he poop shit fart you are so gay

Cole rant fat

by Pineapple peanut October 10, 2021

Wine n Rant

This term is used when something is really not coture, and you would like to rant about it.

Wow, this toxic relationship really got me under, I would like to have a wine n rant

by NaviWinter December 24, 2019

shower rant

some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body

Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?

by Stupid Af July 15, 2021