december 17

the day when people who are sexy and amazing were born

john: why is dillon getting all the ladies?
riley: i heard he was born on december 17, must be why

by coochiesquad November 1, 2019

April 17

Fuck bae day🥰

April 17 is the day you fuck your bae

by Depressedbitch55 April 15, 2021

Feb 17

National give your girl friend a hood joe day or you don’t love them

Omg it’s Feb 17

by Someone 08 February 16, 2020

February 17

The day when ARMYs fight for usernames over the MOTS 7 track titles.

Person 1: Hey, wanna come over and watch a movie tomorrow?
Person 2: I can't, it's february 17th, you know what that means...
Person 1: Omg, I almost forgot. I completely gotcha

by milkytaeh January 13, 2020

April 17

National Slap Your Older Twin Day.

Older twin: *gets slapped by younger twin*
Older twin: "What was that for?"
Younger twin: "It's April 17"
Older twin: "Oh, I should have known... National Slap Your Older Twin Day"

by colinisadumbass1234 April 16, 2020

June 17

June 17 is the day where people who have laughs that are funnier than the joke are born on

*tells a joke*
-person born on June 17 laughs
-everyone laughs at her/his laugh
-BRO YOUR LAUGH IS FUNNIER THAN THE JOKE HAHAHHAHA
-that’s because she/he is born on June 17!

by Sarah with a hilarious laugh April 26, 2021

november 17

november 17 come to school high asf they cant kick us all out

november 17 it say what it say no examples except tell yo friends

by brattybhabie November 15, 2021