Teacher 

A human being who will not let you go to the toilet even if the shit is practically hanging out of your anus.
They also do not follow the Magdani cult which all must obey.

Teacher: what are you laughing at????
You: Nothing
Your brain: i need a fucking shittttt

Teacher by <21savage> March 11, 2019

Teacher 

The biggest pieces of shit to ever walk to the earth. They give to much homework and don't give a fuck about your learning.

That teacher is a wanker

Teacher by Up Uranus March 18, 2019

Teacher 

A man/women who get paid to do fuck all and ruin your fucking life. These aliens are from the planet jeboris and are all fuck wits

Teacher- can you please do this
Kids- Niqqa fuck off

Teacher by XD-MAGNET IS A MIDGET November 25, 2019

TEACHER 

IT SUCKS AND IS BORING AS FUCK

THE TEACHER IS DUMB

TEACHER by TheCreeperGamer February 10, 2020

Teacher 

1) Teachers are usually people who will say they are trying to help you with your work, and say they care about how you feel, but they don't actually care about you, or your work, they just want to get through the day and get their paycheck

Teacher - You ok (student)?
Student - No, not really..
Teacher - What's wrong?
Student - My farther abuses me at home...
Teacher - Fuck that, I don't get paid enough for this shit

Teacher by GetOofBitch June 18, 2020

Teacher 

Typically an annoying piece of crap unless she agrees to butt rape you.

i got mad at the teacher today but then she proved herself by letting me go anal

Teacher by uriel aguirre May 22, 2017

Teacher 

A person who gives meaningless math problems and beats your ass with a ruler. Or the rules itself

A teacher beat my ass.

Teacher by Memesàmwitch December 11, 2017