Dick Balooga

The act of dressing ones penis like an old timey gentleman. Usually done as a joke or a prank, but tends to lead to an interesting hobby.

Barnaby wanted to impress Lady Queef bottom, so he threw a top hat and monocle on that bad sum bitch and bam. Bitch just got dick balooga. Indubitably.

by Flimzorp May 7, 2017

Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017

sticky dick beaters

someones hands

Get your sticky dick beaters off of me!

by buttmunn May 8, 2017

my dick in katie

What's gonna happen tomorrow

Wow did you see trents massive dick in Katie last night!
My dick In Katie that's for sure

by Jsjsjzaijwnwjsizijd May 27, 2017

tropical dick

tropical dick is the act in which you wrap toothpicks around your dick and slip and slide your dick across the inside of a coconut

dude when i was in Hawaii i totally did a tropical dick

by blakesmittty May 13, 2017

chalky dick

When a nigga has an ashy dick cause he doesn't moisturize

Shaquesha, my nigga Tyrone is good and all, but he got that chalky dick

by TaintLord6969 April 19, 2018

DIck

a slang used by man names nelson "nelly nel" residing from the hungry ham Harlem up town

''damm dick i think im about to get a divorce''
''YO DICK YOU SEEN MY PORNO''
''THAT NIGGA JAZSSS IS MY FAVORTRESSS RAPPPER'
''DICK I YOU KNOW HOW TO GET BOOTY BLASTERS ON YOUR TV DICK''
''YO DICK YOU SEEN MY DIVORCE PAPERS''
''DAMM DICK I GOT A FLAT TIRE RIGHT BETWEEN 143RD AND AMSTERDAM''

by jimjonescapo89 September 3, 2017