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your mom

A phrase most offen used by 12 year old boys to answer questions.
Has been used for deceniums now, and is still being used. ''Your mom'' is practicaly the worst answer you can get from someone
Friend: Who's that fat lady down there?
Me: Your mom

Friend: Where are we going?
Me: Your mom
by Colin SG. December 27, 2017
mugGet the your mommug.

Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 6, 2022
mugGet the Speak now, or forever hold your piecemug.

Put luggage in your room

The act of fornicating in someone's hotel room; preferably with hotel staff.
The bellhop thought that Tony was hot and so offered to put luggage in your room.
by glx October 31, 2011
mugGet the Put luggage in your roommug.

shaving your guac

1. Maintenance conducted to the genital area of operation
2. Personal hygiene of any body area that one doesn’t want another individually to identify, i.e. arm pits, mustache, taint, etc.
Just shaving your guac will make the night go smooth!
by BLB@rodeos September 17, 2021
mugGet the shaving your guacmug.

Is there anything I can do for you or your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”
by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019
mugGet the Is there anything I can do for you or your familymug.

National phone your ex day

Get out your phone and phone that ex on November 24!!
National phone your ex day (Nov 24)
by Blue sky 101 October 30, 2020
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